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Lawyer Grills Girl, Sues Scouts

Greedy trial lawyers are plotting their legal assault against restaurants and food providers in an effort to cash in on the nation's expanding waistline. The Center for Consumer Freedom launched this television commercial to warn Americans that these lawyers are desperately looking for ways to make food their next super-sized payday. read more here »

Twinkies Worse Than Terrorists, Food Cop Claims Posted On: February 26, 2008 Make Sure Santa Gives Gifts, Not Lawsuits Posted On: December 21, 2007 Quote of the Week Posted On: December 10, 2007 Giving Thanks For Seconds And Thirds Posted On: November 22, 2007 Don’t Let Lawyers Sue The Stuffing Out Of You This Thanksgiving Posted On: November 16, 2007 Vegan 'Physicians' Group, Heal Thyself Posted On: March 26, 2007 Food Police Pickup Line: "Giggidy, Giggidy, Sue" Posted On: February 13, 2007 Food Cops Have A Quota To Make Posted On: January 8, 2007 Make Sure Santa Gives Gifts, Not Lawsuits Posted On: December 18, 2006 A Timeline Of Trial Lawyers And Obesity Lawsuits A cabal of fat-cat trial lawyers are poised to launch an onslaught of frivolous lawsuits to cash in on the debate over America's weight. read more here » Happy Valentine's Day, John Banzhaf When the Center for Consumer Freedom decided to send John "Sue the Bastards" Banzhaf a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, we ran into an obvious problem: How to avoid being sued by Banzhaf for contributing to his obesity? read more here » Lawsuit Fabricator Are you overweight and can't decide who to blame? Use our lawsuit generator to figure out who you can use as your scapegoat. read more here »	Trial Lawyer's Next Cash Cow 89% of Americans think obesity lawsuits are ridiculous. 86% believe that parents are responsible for their kids' choices. Now, trial lawyers want to force their choices on 100% of us. click to view » When Did Big Apple Become Big Brother? After tackling the scourge of margarine and other transfats in New York's restaurants, the Health Commissioner now wants menuboards to include nutritional information in order to combat chronic chubbiness - but only for 10% of restaurants. Make sense? We didn't think so. click to view » Turkey, stuffing, and liability wavier? This Thanksgiving protect yourself with a "Thanksgiving Liability Indemnification Agreement" read more here » 'Obesity' lawyers licking chops In search of their next supersized payday, lawyers know they can't sue to make people exercise more, so they're targeting food makers. read more here » John Banzhaf Background \| Quotes Banzhaf has never met a lawsuit he didn’t like. For Banzhaf and his trial-lawyer allies, “big food” is the next tobacco-style cash cow. read more here »