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According to the latest study: You shouldn’t be drinking coffee or ice-cold sodas. Drinking coffee or ice-cold sodas may lead to feelings of discomfort… if consumed naked while on a pile of red ants while being pelted in the eye … Continue reading →

According to the latest study: Eating too much food may make you fat. If you eat a wheelbarrow full of cheese fries each week, the cheese fries are to blame when people call you, “Big-Daddy-Large-Pants”. Download MP3

According to the latest study: You shouldn’t eat meat and there’s nothing funny about rump roast. If you do eat meat you are a hairy cro-magnon cretin with a death wish and a large cavity in the caring part of … Continue reading →

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