Today is the first day of Spring! Unfortunately, it also coincides with the Farm Animal Reform Movement’s “Great American Meatout.” Be on the lookout for restaurant and grocery store protests, celebrities talking down to you about the foods you choose to eat, and a mass media spotlight on these ridiculous activists who claim to know what’s best for all of us.

When you’ve had your fill of the Meatout propaganda, you might consider looking for golden arches. We hear a certain restaurant chain has 39-cent cheeseburgers, today only! We wish you a wonderful Springtime, free from the interfering nanny culture, and filled with opportunities to make your own intelligent choices.