The loonies at United Poultry Concerns (UPC) are always complaining about something, but they usually confine their nannying to living creatures. Not so this time. UPC’s latest target: the rubber chicken. We’re not making this up. We’re keeping an eye on these folks, and if they start attacking the slinky or the whoopee cushion, we’ll let you know.
Noooo! Not The Rubber Chicken!