In the spirit of the holidays, we have taken a recent release from the animal rights terrorists at the Animal Liberation Front (ALF) and given it a seasonal twist. ALF made their list of their terrorist actions and targets this year — and we checked it twice:



(Sung to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” — more or less)



12 vehicles damaged [10 “vehicles,” one yacht, one train]
Over 11 offices targeted [In all, at least 13 offices — and that doesn’t include stores]
10 restaurants aimed at
Nine farms and breeders [Including two so-called “factory farms“]
Eight McDonald’s, Burger Kings, and Dairy Queens
Seven Bank of America and Stephens Incorporated offices
Six dozen windows [At least 70 windows or glass doors were damaged or smashed]
Five research labs
Four meat and fur stores
Three fires set
Two pet and hunting stores…
And a wild horse facility.



And ALF notes: “This list is far from complete.”