If you’ve been reading the Center for Consumer Freedom’s Daily Headlines this week…

You’ve learned that fish don’t feel pain after all, and that Greenpeace would rather be a “credible threat” than actually credible.

You know why school boards and dairy farmers may be the next targets of ambulance-chasing lawyers, and why PETA’s Ingrid Newkirk supports domestic terrorism.

You know that you shouldn’t change your diet because of acrylamide, and that radicals want animals banned from the big top.

You’ve seen how anti-alcohol zealots are “attempting to correct botched statistics” with — well — more botched statistics, and how PETA has taken its offensive campaigns to “the height of chutzpah.”

If you know someone who should be reading the Center for Consumer Freedom Daily Headlines, drop them an e-mail telling them to start!