If you’ve been reading the Center for Consumer Freedom’s Daily Headlines this week…

You’ve learned that the king of torts, John Banzhaf, thinks personal responsibility is “crap,” and that the Feds might soon ban chocolate milk from school cafeterias.

You’ve read about a lawsuit against the manufacturer of Oreo cookies that was nothing more than a PR stunt, and about California lawmakers passing menu-labeling legislation drafted by food police.

You’ve seen how Greenpeace got a dose of its own medicine, and how two former Earth Liberation Front spokesmen are now targeting Uncle Sam.

You know that PETA continues to mislead the public about its support of arsonists, and that animal-rights zealots are trying to outlaw kosher slaughter.

If you know someone who should be reading the Center for Consumer Freedom Daily Headlines, drop them an e-mail telling them to start!