For those of us who don’t want our Turkey Day spoiled by overzealous food scolds, the editorial board of a Florida paper has this message:

To the food police, who already are picking on us over how much we’re going to overeat at Thanksgiving, how many saturated fats we’re going to consume, how many excess calories and the fact that most of us will be too full to do any exercise except staggering to the couch for a nap after our monumental meal. Lighten up!

‘Nuff said.