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Thanksgiving Indemnification Agreement

With the rise of frivolous lawsuits blaming obesity on restaurants and food companies, the Center for Consumer Freedom offers you a chance to be on the safe side this Thanksgiving. Our solution? A contract that will prevent your Turkey-Day guests from suing you.

This document is designed to protect you and your family from any lawsuit-happy friends or relatives who might carp about the nutritional content of the traditional Thanksgiving meal. Click here to review and download this all-important waiver. The use of a notary public is recommended, especially if John “Sue the Bastards” Banzhaf is one of your invited dinner guests.

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