When Santa comes down the chimney, he can’t help but drink the milk and eat the cookies kids leave out for him. Sadly, in this litigious age, he may leave behind one extra Christmas present — a fat lawsuit for contributing to his bowl-full-of-jelly gut.
It’s not like there aren’t lawyers who would take up Santa’s case, either. Earlier this month we told you more about John “Sue the Bastards” Banzhaf, a trial lawyer who has declared his desire to file lawsuits against restaurants, school boards, and even parents to score money for him and his fat clients.
Click here to download the Agreement, and may your Christmas be merry and litigation-free.