Eco-activist group Greenpeace‘s prospects just got a little browner. Perhaps a little exhausted by frightening Africans away from life-saving biotech crops, the green nuts let their mask slip briefly in a handout denouncing nuclear power. The “fact sheet” released to the press was apparently a draft copy and read: “In the twenty years since the Chernobyl tragedy, the world’s worst nuclear accident, there have been nearly [FILL IN ALARMIST AND ARMAGEDDONIST FACTOID HERE].”