We all “know” the overused obesity myths: obesity kills 400,000 Americans annually, that it costs the nation $117 billion a year, and that today’s children will be the first generation to lead shorter lives than their parents. These obesity myths are well and good, but do you want to “know” tomorrow’s obesity hype … today?

Taking all the obesity scaremongering we chronicle regularly on the Internet, the Center for Consumer Freedom has distilled all that “wisdom” into one program, capable of telling you about tomorrow’s hype before it happens. Click on the screen to try our animated mad-libs newscast.