The Center for Consumer Freedom warns in our latest ad — featuring the actor who played the “Soup Nazi” on Seinfeld — that if calorie cops have their way, you could be forced into the Salad Line! (To see the ad, click here.) While this fictional food cop measures each customer’s weight to determine what, if anything, restaurant-goers can enjoy, there is actually a real-world food “Czarina” taking away treats from Texas schoolchildren. She’s just one of the food fascists who think you’re too dumb to make your own choices. If these diet scolds have their way, we may all soon be told (as the star of our latest ad says): “No food for you! Come back when you’re thinner!”

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