Trial Lawyers (page14)

You have to admire John Banzhaf’s tenacity, if not his opportunistic moral compass. Eager to follow through on his earlier promises that he would eventually find a sympathetic jury…

If you want to know what will be American trial lawyers' next cash cow, look no further than page five of this week's US News &World Report. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so you should check this one out for yourself. "Lawyers are now suing restaurants because their clients eat too much" the ad reads. "If they win, you will get stuck with the check."

Want to know what the lifestyle police have in mind for you next? They revealed their plans — and their contempt for the food choices of ordinary Americans — at…

NEWS FLASH: John Banzhaf, a trial lawyer who pimps lawsuits against restaurants for their customers’ polyunsaturated transgressions, is apparently unscrupulous enough to fudge the facts about the lawsuits themselves.

” … all these platitudes about, ‘people should eat less,’ ‘responsibility,’ all this crap!” — John Banzhaf, May 8, 2003 Courtroom shark John Banzhaf…

Don’t take our word for it. That’s how U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) put it in an April 10 seminar sponsored by the Free Congress Foundation.

To the hundreds of news articles that have been written about the pending fast-food lawsuit in New York, we add this tidbit. Don Gorske is a 49-year-old Wisconsin man…

Someone has finally published a competent legal analysis of the recent lawsuits filed against fast-food restaurants, and it’s not a glowing review. On Friday, George Mason University law professor…

“Burgers on the Brain.” That’s the cover of a recent issue of New Scientist. “Fast food ‘as addictive as heroin'” blared one BBC headline. Some research…

He has yet to win a single obesity-related lawsuit, but his royal litigiousness John Banzhaf is already planning for the next one — and the one after that. The…